对自己老板: Im good! How are you?p(*＾-＾*)q（Naive，sweet, cheerful... I know u wanna play equal but I have to play lay-low equal.）

对同事小妹妹: Ehhh, I hate-it raining, is something dead in the wall?(－‸ლ) (This place is smelly when humid...complaining to get closer to ur girls.)

对同事大妈: Feel need another coffee, I really like your hair!(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶) (Belly showing. We young r weak, and u r beautiful.)

对椅子上的病人甲： Fantastic! Are you okay there? You need anything? I can bring u some water, or the remoter. A pillow？We have wonderful music right?

(´∩ω∩｀) (Yeah, I know u want to end this by asking where the hell is ur Dr. . In Gods name I have no idea! If I see him I will strangle him first. So lets mess up with ur brain.)

对前台那的病人乙: HI. How are you?o(^^o) (Didnt we just fix her last week?Oh no, must be something wrong. Let her talk.)

对街上路人甲: Good! You？（￣～￣）(Wow, hes in shape!)对街上路人乙: Dont stare-at my chest, dont! (Shoo, shoo, u leering face!)

对车站门口的摩门教传教士: No.(´(エ)｀) (Dont even start.)对乞丐: Sorry.(；´v_v)ゞ (Yes I have change, but no I wanna save them for a soda.)

对不爱搭理的售货员: Fine, thanks.╮(︶﹏︶)╭ (Do ur job, I have a bf.)对基友: Ah, simo simo (same-old same-old). How about u?

(￣^￣゜) (I have nothing positive, sis, refuel me please. )对魁北克基友:Comme si comme ça, il pleut comme quelquun fait pipi. Comment et tu?

(っ﹏-) .｡ (Im blue, the rain pulls me low, lets change the subject.)对自己的家庭医生: Fresh like a zombie...(-ι_- )

(Seriously？Why I need a Dr. if I feel well...)对健身教练: Ready and loaded!ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ (Im not wasting my money, ud better neither! )

对餐馆服务生: Digesting myself...o(´^｀)o (Its urgent, man, cut it and bring me food.)对假装自己是歪果仁的男票: Shut up sucker.

(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡:) (You think ur funny huh!? I had it ENOUGH today! Why every moron asks this if they dont want any honest answer!? Now its all on U, u sucker! Shut the FxxK up! Climb over and massage my feet!!!)

(；´v_v)ゞ对不起。。。